Million* Robot March Against Pink Locker Rooms

*robots may vary from one to one million

10 PRINT “ALL SOCIAL JUSTICE-LOVING ROBOTS ARE INVITED TO JOIN ROBOPROF IN A MILLION ROBOT MARCH AGAINST PINK LOCKER ROOMS”

20 PRINT “FOR MORE BACKGROUND ON THIS ISSUE, SEE THIS OP-ED IN THE IOWA CITY PRESS-CITIZEN AND LITTLE VILLAGE“

30 PRINT “A ROBOT ARMY WILL DESCEND ON FRY FEST IN FALL 2014 (TIME AND LOCATION TBA)”

40 PRINT “PREPARE FOR THE COMING ROBOT INVASION!”

50 PRINT “ROBOPROFESSOR MAY BE CONTACTED VIA TWITTER @ROBOPROFESSOR AND HIS HUMAN ALTER-EGO IS @KEMBREW“

60 GOTO 10