Freedom of Expression #9 (1996)
"The Wit and Wisdom of LL Cool J"
Ok, you got me. Despite my promise to never use the same format again, I created another 5 1/2" x 4 1/4" booklet (this time with 26 pages). But it isn’t a short story; it is a collection of quotes pulled from LL Cool J songs of the 1980s.
"The Wit and Wisdom of LL Cool J" comes with a four page introductory essay by myself and, after that, the rest is vintage LL, divided into three sections: ego-rhymes, sex-rhymes, and weird-ass rhymes.
These are some of the wonderful quotes you will find within: "Sucker MCs really make me sick. I’m so bad I can suck my own dick," "Your body is bad and I heard you have a caddy; when we make love you can call me daddy," and "You phony, so skip the baloney. You and your cronies need to jump on a pony."
